a-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid:

Sometimes I just realize that I’m only a backup friend. That is, a friend whose existence is acknowledged only when no other friend is available to complain to. I mean, if people had an ordered list of the friends they’d want to hang out with, I’d be like the 27th option. Maybe even the 40th. Who am I kidding; I probably won’t even be on that list.